Thursday, January 10, 2013

Star Date 04.00.00 Life Update

Its the weirdest thing ever to fall in love, like how the hell does one person know what to do in a relationship?
And even how does one know that person is worth it?
Cause hey you got one life and there no do-overs, you ether make it work or you give up and move on...

To make it work you need:
1,000,000,000 cups of love
9,850,000,000 of humour
(cause life sucks and you need someone to make you laugh) 
6,150,000,000,000,000 cups of patience
70x70 cups of forgiveness
(a hole lot of mistakes going on)
3,175,000,000 cups of tough love
100,200,000,000 cups of need of other
(cause everyone loves to be needed)
297,237,348 of disappointment
(he/she is not gonna be perfect)
578,827,237,329 of anger
(oh yeah he/she is gonna tick you off)
999,343,554,688 of space
(how can someone miss you if you're there all the time?)

In a large bowl have love mix in with tough love cause they balance each other out don't worry about love over flowing because there might be more tough love to put in later...

Next in a medium size bowl put anger and forgiveness and humour and in that order too, don't be putting anger and then humour cause that will just make it worse...

Take a smaller bowl put in disappointment and space and but eh put some more forgiveness in there also, it makes the mix  smoother, then put need of each other at last and in that same order... 

then when each of the mixes are done take the biggest bowl you have and throw everything in it and mix it all up nice and fluffy and smooth put it in a large roasting pan and bake it for...well as long as the ingredients work together with the right oven and pan you shouldn't have any problems (if you do have problems well its the oven/pans fault and you should think of getting something that works) and when its done there you have it a nice tasty relationship now after its cooled DECORATE IT!! preferably with white'n nerdy frosting, red passionate hearts, blue fantasy stars, green smart money and witty purple swirls.   

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